Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let's go!
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you with 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these word that i say
Im gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to get the other 10
(chorus)
RULE 1
Don't be a booty call
If he dont respect you girl he gone forget you girl
RULE 2
If he's in a relationship
And he would cheat on her that means he would cheat on you
RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he want some of your goodies he gone have to work for it
RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don'nt be a nickle out here lookin' for a dime
STATISTICS
(verse 2)
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe s**
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
something to think about when you're taking a shower
something to swallow when you drink your bottled watter
Im gonna teach how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to get the other 10
(chorus)
(bridge)
Be patient
He's waitin'
you dont gotta settle for less
leave all that stress alon
get you a backbone
stop being sorry for yourself
Chances make champions
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
(chorus)
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let's go!
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you with 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these word that i say
Im gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to get the other 10
(chorus)
RULE 1
Don't be a booty call
If he dont respect you girl he gone forget you girl
RULE 2
If he's in a relationship
And he would cheat on her that means he would cheat on you
RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he want some of your goodies he gone have to work for it
RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don'nt be a nickle out here lookin' for a dime
STATISTICS
(verse 2)
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe s**
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
something to think about when you're taking a shower
something to swallow when you drink your bottled watter
Im gonna teach how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to get the other 10
(chorus)
(bridge)
Be patient
He's waitin'
you dont gotta settle for less
leave all that stress alon
get you a backbone
stop being sorry for yourself
Chances make champions
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
(chorus)