He read an article that said I looked to do cocaine
and now he comes to all my shows and says if I need some he"ll pay
he won"t stop calling and I"m not sure how to blow him off
he stands outside my window until I have to call the cops
but they always let him out of jail 'cause he"s a famous face
well that"s a funny way of asking me to go out on a date
Steve Earle
won"t stop calling me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
well he says he isn"t hitting on me he just wants to write some songs
and I keep asking Steve would you please introduce me to your son
cause he read an article that said "ah gee I guess I drink a lot"
and now he"s buying all my drinks so I can"t seem to get off the sauce
because he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band
and if I need a great guitarist he"s got just the man
well he says I should fire everyone and we can play duets
he says just come over but I guess I haven't yet to
Steve Earle
Who wants to talk to me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
says the greatest country duos all start out like this
and i"d better call him back if I got his messages
so the next time that I see him when I get off the stage
I"m gonna tell him I"ve got another show to play tonight someplace that"s real far away
and that oughta hold him off from me at least a little bit
but I"m not sure what to do cause I"m so d***ed intimidated by
Steve Earle
who wants to talk to me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
well how"d you even get my number?
Steve Earle
and now he comes to all my shows and says if I need some he"ll pay
he won"t stop calling and I"m not sure how to blow him off
he stands outside my window until I have to call the cops
but they always let him out of jail 'cause he"s a famous face
well that"s a funny way of asking me to go out on a date
Steve Earle
won"t stop calling me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
well he says he isn"t hitting on me he just wants to write some songs
and I keep asking Steve would you please introduce me to your son
cause he read an article that said "ah gee I guess I drink a lot"
and now he"s buying all my drinks so I can"t seem to get off the sauce
because he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band
and if I need a great guitarist he"s got just the man
well he says I should fire everyone and we can play duets
he says just come over but I guess I haven't yet to
Steve Earle
Who wants to talk to me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
says the greatest country duos all start out like this
and i"d better call him back if I got his messages
so the next time that I see him when I get off the stage
I"m gonna tell him I"ve got another show to play tonight someplace that"s real far away
and that oughta hold him off from me at least a little bit
but I"m not sure what to do cause I"m so d***ed intimidated by
Steve Earle
who wants to talk to me
Steve Earle
well should that bother me
Steve Earle
well how"d you even get my number?
Steve Earle