Stroker Ace Lyrics

Messieurs Dames, can I come with you, as you both look awfully kind?
Sadly he and me are through, let me tell you what I've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing charm, looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long, I think a p****'s your best bet
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start, only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales, it's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail, sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot of cream and I a**ure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect when the p**** is in heat
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start, only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking's what it's all about

I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start, only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking's what it's all about