Nootka the killer whale laughed and played
Down in the Ocean he splashed and sprayed
People would come to the shore to see how
He could jump and they'd say, "Wow!"
He'd swim near, they'd wade in and
Move real close reach out their hand
To pat him on the nose and when they did
He'd smile... and then he'd eat them.
Singing, "Come to the sea and be my meal
I'm sick and tired of eating baby seal.
I'm a killer whale, stupid, it's what I do
Other whales like plankton, but I Like You."
Little Billy Boo liked to play
Down by the ocean then one day
He saw splashing out at sea
A smiling Nootka, so then he
Waded in the water as Nootka came near
Smiling as if to say "No Fear"
Billy reached out his hand and then...
a great white shark killed Nootka
All the people on shore saw and yelled hooray
For the great while shark that killed Nootka that day
They ran into the sea to carry out Billy Boo
So the great white shark killed them all too.
The moral of the story is don't be a dummy
if you don't want to end up in some aquatic predator's tummy
Stay away from Nature where it's kill or be killed
if the sharks don't get you, the grizzly bears will
And when you walk around your neighborhood, always carry a gun
Shoot first and ask questions when you're done
'Cause if you don't, it just might be
That you'll end up like Nootka
Or Billy
Or all the people on the beach who ran to save Billy
Or the Great White Shark who was hunted down and slaughtered in a vicious bloodbath
Now go to sleep
Down in the Ocean he splashed and sprayed
People would come to the shore to see how
He could jump and they'd say, "Wow!"
He'd swim near, they'd wade in and
Move real close reach out their hand
To pat him on the nose and when they did
He'd smile... and then he'd eat them.
Singing, "Come to the sea and be my meal
I'm sick and tired of eating baby seal.
I'm a killer whale, stupid, it's what I do
Other whales like plankton, but I Like You."
Little Billy Boo liked to play
Down by the ocean then one day
He saw splashing out at sea
A smiling Nootka, so then he
Waded in the water as Nootka came near
Smiling as if to say "No Fear"
Billy reached out his hand and then...
a great white shark killed Nootka
All the people on shore saw and yelled hooray
For the great while shark that killed Nootka that day
They ran into the sea to carry out Billy Boo
So the great white shark killed them all too.
The moral of the story is don't be a dummy
if you don't want to end up in some aquatic predator's tummy
Stay away from Nature where it's kill or be killed
if the sharks don't get you, the grizzly bears will
And when you walk around your neighborhood, always carry a gun
Shoot first and ask questions when you're done
'Cause if you don't, it just might be
That you'll end up like Nootka
Or Billy
Or all the people on the beach who ran to save Billy
Or the Great White Shark who was hunted down and slaughtered in a vicious bloodbath
Now go to sleep