[MOTHER:]
Eh, back so soon?
You know, don't you have a decent pair of pants
you can put on?
You look like a...a PIG walking in the street! Your hands,
your face-filthy! You disgust me!
I can't believe you live in this house!
You repulse me.
I want to throw up! (Phone rings) g****** kids!
(Door opens and closes)
[MOTHER:]
Right! Slam the door again on me!
You know, you're just like your
father! (Voice becomes m***led; sound of answering machine tape rewinding)
[BOSS:]
Yeah, I'm callin' 'em now...Hello? Hello?
Pick up the phone!
Where the f*** are you?
What's the matter, you just decided not to come to work today?
What the f*** is wrong with you?
Ya f*****' lowlife! Hey, you know what?
Don't even bother coming in anymore.
I've had enough with you and your s***.
That's it, you're fired. You understand me?
Fired. Don't come back here, f*** you, and goodbye.
(Silence on machine; sound of cigarette lighter; beep)
[MRS. GLICKER:]
Hello, this is Mrs. Glicker. I'm calling to reach you about,
to let you know, that, uh, you, you're not graduating this year because
you are failing two subjects and I need to see you as soon as possible.
Be in my office on Monday at 8:30 a.m., promptly, and we'll discuss this
matter further. Thank you. Bye.
(Phone hangs up; silence; beep; shuts off machine)
Eh, back so soon?
You know, don't you have a decent pair of pants
you can put on?
You look like a...a PIG walking in the street! Your hands,
your face-filthy! You disgust me!
I can't believe you live in this house!
You repulse me.
I want to throw up! (Phone rings) g****** kids!
(Door opens and closes)
[MOTHER:]
Right! Slam the door again on me!
You know, you're just like your
father! (Voice becomes m***led; sound of answering machine tape rewinding)
[BOSS:]
Yeah, I'm callin' 'em now...Hello? Hello?
Pick up the phone!
Where the f*** are you?
What's the matter, you just decided not to come to work today?
What the f*** is wrong with you?
Ya f*****' lowlife! Hey, you know what?
Don't even bother coming in anymore.
I've had enough with you and your s***.
That's it, you're fired. You understand me?
Fired. Don't come back here, f*** you, and goodbye.
(Silence on machine; sound of cigarette lighter; beep)
[MRS. GLICKER:]
Hello, this is Mrs. Glicker. I'm calling to reach you about,
to let you know, that, uh, you, you're not graduating this year because
you are failing two subjects and I need to see you as soon as possible.
Be in my office on Monday at 8:30 a.m., promptly, and we'll discuss this
matter further. Thank you. Bye.
(Phone hangs up; silence; beep; shuts off machine)