Cristy can't take all the pressure
Kevin hates the girls he dates
Mia says she's gonna snap I need a new car to drive away
Derek beats up all his girlfriends
Jessie like to comb his hair
Hanacek is on the wagon, I tried not to speak today
[chorus]
You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere it breaks you into two
Emily had s** with Joey
Chris is weird he must be gay
Everyone is smoking h and I tried hard to laugh today
Every word you hear you repeat
Every word you repeat you change
Here's a quarter there's a phone, why don't you call someone who cares
[repeat chorus]
I left them there and found them here, it breaks me into two
Kevin hates the girls he dates
Mia says she's gonna snap I need a new car to drive away
Derek beats up all his girlfriends
Jessie like to comb his hair
Hanacek is on the wagon, I tried not to speak today
[chorus]
You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere it breaks you into two
Emily had s** with Joey
Chris is weird he must be gay
Everyone is smoking h and I tried hard to laugh today
Every word you hear you repeat
Every word you repeat you change
Here's a quarter there's a phone, why don't you call someone who cares
[repeat chorus]
I left them there and found them here, it breaks me into two