Lag Wagon Lyrics

Unemployment is my scene
Brain dead - the fumes I breath
Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla
Carp is a town, not a fish
Too dumb to care
The S.B.-Goleta connection
Feelin' like a champion
All aboard the lagwagon
It's fast enough for me
Slow
Me-and-my friends
On the couch
Give me a sofa and some snacks
The idiot box-that T.V. trash
The V.C.R.-some stupid films
The remote control
f*** the bills
There's no point in a job
The pay just sucks if you're a slob
I'm not lying
I'm lazy
And all my friends are just like me
[Chorus]
Garga jibs and metal riffs
Beer bings and bing hits
I hate that scene
Santa Barbara boredom
Goleta-postmortem
Small town minds
Can you relate to me?
[Repeat Chorus]
All aboard the lag wagon!!!