Wrecking through the Galaxy, having lots of fun
Feeling like a happy c***, I got an itchy b**
I quickly found my way to a s***e age lavatory
I asked the bog attendant, have you got 50p
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Searching round the toilet seat, I got a big surprise
I discovered a little secret that was right before my eyes
It's very plain to see because it's right between your knees
It's colored sort of brown but it tasted quite like cheese
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Looking for some toilet sheets I searched around the bog
Suddenly I was vaporised in a cloud of green fog
When I got the smell, tears were running down my face
The gassy leak from my b** was stinking up the place
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Feeling like a happy c***, I got an itchy b**
I quickly found my way to a s***e age lavatory
I asked the bog attendant, have you got 50p
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Searching round the toilet seat, I got a big surprise
I discovered a little secret that was right before my eyes
It's very plain to see because it's right between your knees
It's colored sort of brown but it tasted quite like cheese
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Looking for some toilet sheets I searched around the bog
Suddenly I was vaporised in a cloud of green fog
When I got the smell, tears were running down my face
The gassy leak from my b** was stinking up the place
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my b**