Who Said Alcohol & Handguns Didn't Go Great Together? Lyrics

Where There's Smoke I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With a Knife in the Back Duct Tape & Death Threats The Fine & Subtle Art of Deception I Already Have Enough Friends (take 2) Like You Didn't Hear Me the First Time Love Is Like a Mouth Full of Broken Glass You Like Knife Play? I Love Knife Play You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (and Not One Bullet Less) Forgiveness Isn't as Much Fun as Holding a Grudge Broken Hearts Don't Hurt as Much as Broken Bones Bitterness Is a Beautiful Thing She Didn't Look Like She Had a Disease Who Said Alcohol & Handguns Didn't Go Great Together? It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself Revenge (My Part Time Lover) Nothing Says "Party" Like Her Head on a Stick

Donde Esta La Biblioteca? Perdon, La Discoteque? Forgiveness Isn't as Much Fun as Holding a Grudge I Already Have Enough Friends I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With a Knife in the Back If I Told You I Loved You Would I Get It Any Faster? If It Ain't Johnny Cash, It Ain't Country It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself Let Me Give You a Hand Throwing Yourself Out Maybe Death Is a Gift White Trash but Worth Every Cent