Two old hookers in a Kalgoorlie brothel, only work pension days
Sittin, Knittin, Mittens for their grandkids passin' the time away
And talkin' bout stuff old hookers talk about like the size of an average d***
When one of them said biggest d*** I ever seen belonged to a local kid
And his c***'s got ribs,
you shoulda' seen the f***** thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c***'s got ribs, there's a knee-joint in the middle
Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue-veined,purple-headed monster custard chucker.
He was only a paper boy back then when he come in with a fortnights pay
And when I seen that c*** tucked into his sock I nearly fainted away
I thought this bone I aint sharin' I'm keepin' c*** for me
And you know what honey I'm givin' back your money can come in here for free
cause his c**** got ribs
you shoulda seen the f*****' thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c**** got ribs there's a knee-joint in the middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard chucker
And then she said I reckon that kid could have turned into a Gigolo
With his cheeky grin and a c*** like that he'd be rollin' in the dough
But I heard he's a happily married man and you know what he's doin' now
he's standin' here singin' this song. so kevvy take a bow
Cause me c**** got ribs you shoulda seen the f*****' thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c**** got ribs there's a knee-joint in the middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard chucker
Sittin, Knittin, Mittens for their grandkids passin' the time away
And talkin' bout stuff old hookers talk about like the size of an average d***
When one of them said biggest d*** I ever seen belonged to a local kid
And his c***'s got ribs,
you shoulda' seen the f***** thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c***'s got ribs, there's a knee-joint in the middle
Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue-veined,purple-headed monster custard chucker.
He was only a paper boy back then when he come in with a fortnights pay
And when I seen that c*** tucked into his sock I nearly fainted away
I thought this bone I aint sharin' I'm keepin' c*** for me
And you know what honey I'm givin' back your money can come in here for free
cause his c**** got ribs
you shoulda seen the f*****' thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c**** got ribs there's a knee-joint in the middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard chucker
And then she said I reckon that kid could have turned into a Gigolo
With his cheeky grin and a c*** like that he'd be rollin' in the dough
But I heard he's a happily married man and you know what he's doin' now
he's standin' here singin' this song. so kevvy take a bow
Cause me c**** got ribs you shoulda seen the f*****' thing
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker Yes his c**** got ribs there's a knee-joint in the middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard chucker