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Five-Second Foreplay Lyrics

Well its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds foreplay
thats all the time it takes to turn a red hot lover on.
and its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds foreplay
ready or not here i come!
The band shut down at 11 and she had to be home by 12,
And its 5 minutes flat out a 7 mile hill thats going like a bat out of hell.
got all your gear ripped off before you got there got the old fellow pump and primed,
Got the legs spread evenly on the side of the dash, and im gunna get a f*** tonight.

(hahah) so its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds for foreplay, all it took was a couple of buddy and c**es and a smoke to turn her on.
And its 1 2 3 4 5 second foreplay, ready or not here i come.

On the first ever f*** in the broffle, on the red light side of town and your hard on is giving you a honey up and your b******s weighing you down, and your waiting to turn at the end of the queue, got your old fellow pumped and primed, havent had a w*** since smoko, been saving it up for the night.
And its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds foreplay,who gives a f*** how long it takes to bang and bring her on.
so its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds foreplay, ready or not here i come.

all the rich and the rude on the paydays, after coming home p***** from the pub, and he brings out dolly parton slapping it and trying to get it up, she pulling on the bishops b****** and trying to tuck it in with your thumbs, wack her on the a** with the your k*** of your c***

(fart)

(burp)
you awake love

And its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds for foreplay, i think i felt her move i think really turned her on.
And its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds for foreplay, ready or not here i come.
so its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds for foreplay, she mumbled something dirty i think i really turned her onnnnn
And its 1 2 3 4 5 seconds for foreplay, who gives a f*** here i come

AW ready or not here i come

ready or not here i comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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