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University Anecdotes Lyrics

IT`S EARLY MORNING MY EYEBALLS HURT CAUSE LAST NIGHT WE WENT DRINKING AND NOW I PAY THE BILL AN AWFUL HEADACHE THAT MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE I FEEL SO f****** UGLY
I THINK I GOTTA PUKE GET OUT BED AND BRUSH ALL MY TEETH BUT THERE`S NO f****** WAY I SMELL LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE THERE`S ONE f****** THING I`LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE IN THIS MOOD CAN
HAVE HAM AND EGGS FOR BREAK BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO I HAVE NO CHOICE I KNOW I HAVE LESSONS FROM 8 TO 5 AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT SHEER HORROR COMES TO MY MIND CAUSE I HAVE THAT PROFESSOR WHO IS A f****** BORE HE KILLS ME WITH HIS LECTURE ABOUT THAT FREAK CALLED FREUD ALL I WANNA HAVE IS A f****** BREAK A COFFEE AND A CIGARETTE TO CURE ME FROM MY ACHE I CAN`T STAND IT STILL SIT IN THIS ROOM WHERE ABOUT ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE LISTEN TO HIS WORDS THE GUY RIGHT BESIDES ME IS A f****** NERD A WANNABE PROFESSOR WHO GETS ON MY f****** NERVES I WANNA SMASH HIS HEAD JUST RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL YOU KNOW, IT`S NOT MY DAY AND HE`S THE HIGHLIGHT OF IT ALL UNIVERSITY-NOT TODAY-NOT ME I THINK I GOTTA QUIT AND GO TO GET SOME SLEEP
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