No Cure for Crazy Lyrics

I was born a pistol
With a bullet in the barrel and another fistful
Step on up and you"ll know right where I stand
Church girls used to whisper
Lord it"s like the devil kissed her
But Jesus loves me just the way I am

And there ain"t no cure for crazy
I think sorry baby
We"ll spare all but my trailor
Daddy taught me how to curse like a sailor

I"m all-nighter, go on and dream
I"m two queens short of a full
Good luck trying to save me
There ain"t no cure, no cure for crazy baby

Now I ain"t prim and proper
No country pluggin, champagne popper
Droppin names, sippin on my wine
I"ll be barefoot on the bar
While lightning buzz from a medicine jar
Chasing my whiskey with a d*** good time

And there ain"t no cure for crazy
I think sorry baby
We"ll spare all but my trailor
Daddy taught me how to curse like a sailor

I"m all-nighter, go on and dream
I"m two queens short of a full
Good luck trying to save me
There ain"t no cure, no cure for crazy baby
And you can call the doctor to give me a pill
To me honey that"s just another thrill
I can try the hat but I don"t think I should
But it ain"t gonna do no good

"Cause there ain"t no cure for crazy
I think sorry baby
We"ll spare all but my trailor
Daddy taught me how to curse like a sailor

I"m all-nighter, go on and dream
I"m two queens short of a full
Good luck trying to save me
There ain"t no cure, no cure for crazy baby