INTRO
J-M-E,
A simple music lesson, think about it.
VERSE 1
Everybody thinks to MC tough,
Your lyrics must be about negative stuff,
Go raving no-ones s****ing,
Turn round I bet you someones shanking,
Just cos we come from the gutter,
And we know about scraping the bottom of the b***er,
Dont mean we have to be sinners,
Major labels dont want killers,
Think, who's gunna sign a guy with a shank,
Or a guy with a 9 mil,
All you're gunna get is a 3 figure deal,
You MC at a rave and get a bill,
But that bill aint gunna last,
It will go fast and it mite be the last,
Shows for a while so you wont have no dough for a while.
CHORUS
To the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance or lean back,
Then bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Then bob ya head to the remix.
VERSE 2
Dont talk to me about lyrics,
I know all your little gimmicks,
I know about rhyming dictionaries,
And I know about rhymeszone[dot]com please,
Go write some intelligent bars,
Show man you know more than just cars,
Shanks, money,
Shanks, gash,
Shanks, weed,
Shanks, please,
Thanks cos recently,
I've been on a good vibe reason is cos,
I'm not average or decent,
And it's hard to write lyrics like these,
I mean it, ask any artist,
Task any artist to write a bar that's positive,
Not talkin bout b******
Or a bullet proof vest,
See Im the best,
Imagine if every single MC lived by their word,
It word be impossible to get anywhere,
Cos gun shots would have occurred,
You couldn't even go to the video shoot,
Cos man would go to the video shoot,
Den he'd get away leaving feds and ambulances,
At your video shoot.
HOOK
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, Wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say,
SERIOUS, about,
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, You wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS.
VERSE 3
All this talk about reppin your endz,
Im not making anymore friends,
It's an idiot ting,
How long is it gunna take to realise it has to end,
You're a waste man if your 29,
And still posing by a road sign,
you need to Think about your lifetime,
Before you hit 40 with a shank In Your 9,
You need to start growing up,
Your Lyrics make you sound like you dont know enough,
You'll never be blowing up,
You make me sick like a drunk person throwing up,
Dont ignore me and write more lyrics,
About getting bored of your brand new sword,
Dont act dumb,
Wiley told you the level of MCing is going up,
Everybody is J-M-E,
Do not come try floss around me,
I dont care bout your J-A-C-O-B,
Munch it up like a B-L-T,
At last,yes its me JME,
You wont have no waste men playing me,
Cos I've got big DJ's playing me,
So dont say my name if you're not paying me.
HOOK
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, Wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say,
SERIOUS, about,
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, You wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS.
CHORUS
To the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance or sing or play or lean back or do the vocal, or do the old school grandad dance,
Just bob ya head to the beat.
SERIOUS, to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
It's J-M-E.
J-M-E,
A simple music lesson, think about it.
VERSE 1
Everybody thinks to MC tough,
Your lyrics must be about negative stuff,
Go raving no-ones s****ing,
Turn round I bet you someones shanking,
Just cos we come from the gutter,
And we know about scraping the bottom of the b***er,
Dont mean we have to be sinners,
Major labels dont want killers,
Think, who's gunna sign a guy with a shank,
Or a guy with a 9 mil,
All you're gunna get is a 3 figure deal,
You MC at a rave and get a bill,
But that bill aint gunna last,
It will go fast and it mite be the last,
Shows for a while so you wont have no dough for a while.
CHORUS
To the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance or lean back,
Then bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Then bob ya head to the remix.
VERSE 2
Dont talk to me about lyrics,
I know all your little gimmicks,
I know about rhyming dictionaries,
And I know about rhymeszone[dot]com please,
Go write some intelligent bars,
Show man you know more than just cars,
Shanks, money,
Shanks, gash,
Shanks, weed,
Shanks, please,
Thanks cos recently,
I've been on a good vibe reason is cos,
I'm not average or decent,
And it's hard to write lyrics like these,
I mean it, ask any artist,
Task any artist to write a bar that's positive,
Not talkin bout b******
Or a bullet proof vest,
See Im the best,
Imagine if every single MC lived by their word,
It word be impossible to get anywhere,
Cos gun shots would have occurred,
You couldn't even go to the video shoot,
Cos man would go to the video shoot,
Den he'd get away leaving feds and ambulances,
At your video shoot.
HOOK
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, Wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say,
SERIOUS, about,
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, You wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS.
VERSE 3
All this talk about reppin your endz,
Im not making anymore friends,
It's an idiot ting,
How long is it gunna take to realise it has to end,
You're a waste man if your 29,
And still posing by a road sign,
you need to Think about your lifetime,
Before you hit 40 with a shank In Your 9,
You need to start growing up,
Your Lyrics make you sound like you dont know enough,
You'll never be blowing up,
You make me sick like a drunk person throwing up,
Dont ignore me and write more lyrics,
About getting bored of your brand new sword,
Dont act dumb,
Wiley told you the level of MCing is going up,
Everybody is J-M-E,
Do not come try floss around me,
I dont care bout your J-A-C-O-B,
Munch it up like a B-L-T,
At last,yes its me JME,
You wont have no waste men playing me,
Cos I've got big DJ's playing me,
So dont say my name if you're not paying me.
HOOK
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, Wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say,
SERIOUS, about,
SERIOUS, You're not,
SERIOUS, Dont say,
SERIOUS, I say,
SERIOUS, You wanna get,
SERIOUS, Lets get,
SERIOUS, You cant act,
SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS.
CHORUS
To the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
If you dont wanna dance or sing or play or lean back or do the vocal, or do the old school grandad dance,
Just bob ya head to the beat.
SERIOUS, to the beat,
Just bob ya head to the beat,
It's J-M-E.