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Jilted John Lyrics

I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
when we were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT poof, I said dismayed
yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy

but I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron
Here we go, two three four

she's a slag, and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap...
shes a s***,he thinks he tough
she is a b**** hes a poof
ya its not fair
im so upset
i ought to smash his face,but hes bigger than me isnt he
ill get my mate gary to do him in,he threatening
but gary s a mate of yours isnt he
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