I Hate Christmas (Walter) Lyrics

I hate Christmas
Christmas in Hollywood.
No one gives you fruit cakes
There's no carolers in the yard
The only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard.
I hate Christmas
Stuck out here in Tinsel Town.
Forget about White Christmas cause here it never snows
Except the real expensive kind those cooks put up their nose.
What happened to the Christmas I knew when I was young
We'd search the woods and cut down our own tree.
Everyone would smile when you pass them on the street
Here a stranger drives by and shoots you in the knee.
I hate Christmas
Stuck out here in LaLa Land.
I haven't met a woman here who's b**** aren't big and fake
They never move or jiggle when we have a big earthquake
The weather never changes here through winter, spring, and fall
But I guess a Hollywood Christmas is better than no Christmas at all.
Merry Christmas morons!
As for Hanakkah ha I don't care.
And you Athetis your idiots, seriously.
Have a nice day!