Just You and Me (and Ted E. Bear) Lyrics

N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh baby!

Welcome, welcome, generous friends
Days and weeks and tokens to spend
We're just regular business men
Just you and me an' Ted E. Bear
Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun
Slots and sandwiches and poker and guns
And look: no mobsters--nary a one
With you and me an' Ted E. Bear.

Not mafia, no!
No mafia, mugs
We're mafia-free!
No mafia here.
"What mafia, please!
No shady leaves upon the family tree.
J. Edgar Hoover always insists
Organized crime just doesn't exist
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst
Say Edgar, me, an' Ted E. Bear
No goons, no droppers, no grifters, no thugs
No dips, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs
No b***on-men packing gats loaded with slugs
It's you and me an' Ted E. Bear!

No mafia here
What mafia, please!
We're mafia-free!
No mafia here
No mafia, mugs
Just doin' business legitimately!