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The Van's Song Lyrics

Well, you're just like a club f** wearing Doc Martens
Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
To Hell...
You think Doc Martens are the coolest invention
Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else's kitchen
The plain truth is that you just plain suck
So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks

Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens
Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks...
If you want to wear them you don't have to ride a skateboard
You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend
Just tell them that's the reason why you don't have any friends
No friends...

I don't wanna hear about alternative footwear
And I don't wanna hear about your new hair-do
I don't give a s*** about you stupid m************
'Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens
Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks...

Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens
Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks...
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Skank for Brains (1995)
Announcer Beginning Wailing Paddle Monkey Grinder Treadmill Sunday Morning Suspect Spoon Plank Lucky Charms Scapegoat What's Cooking Mama Cita Intermission Hey Ska! New Girl The Real You I Don't Want to Hear It Too Much The Van's Song Green World Inside/Outside Little Home Bonkers Announcer Ending
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