[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of m************ asked me
why I didn't do no old s** nasty s***
But this year I went down to Miami and got my n**** from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the m*********** n****)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these n***** is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**** with hair, a b**** with none
A b**** with a knife, a b**** with a gun
A b**** with a a** big as a TV set
And there's a b**** over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole d*** herd
I f*** 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a b**** with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to f*** me with her a** up on the kitchen sink
Got a b**** with t***, a b**** with a**
A b**** with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit it...
Nah a b**** ain't one
[Ice-T]
I got a b**** that's old, a b**** that's new
A b**** who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a b**** who's fat, a b**** who's built
A b**** who all her t****** give out powdered milk
I got a b**** who's funny, a b**** who ain't
A b**** who can sing, a b**** who cain't
A b**** who loves f***** on a airplane..
I even got a b**** off +Soul Train+
I got a b**** who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a b**** who's broke as a b**..
But she's the most fun
I got a b**** who play piano, a b**** who don't
A b**** who dances naked, a b**** who won't
A b**** who's short, a b**** who's tall
A b**** who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these m************ all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the b****** treat a m*********** fly n**** like you
[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
p****'s the temptation, d***'s the persuasion
All hos suck c*** n**** how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick d*** in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The n**** the one-nighter, the b**** exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b******, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, f*** 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f*** how you feel, you f***** cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin p****'s just another expense
If p**** pays the bills then d*** pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to c**
I've got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one!
[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my m*********** you got problems man?
(A b**** ain't one) Aww s***!
Now let me tell you how to do this s***
[M] I got a b**** that loves to G
[I] She'll f*** you right after she f**** me
[M] I got a b**** who loves both
[I] I got a b**** who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a b**** that's fast, a b**** that's slow
[M] A b**** that's a virgin and a b**** that's a ho
[I] A b**** that lies
[M] A b**** that's true
[I] A b**** who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "b****** 2"
[I] I got a b**** that's cool
[M] A b**** that's hot
[I] A b**** who loves rap, a b**** who loves rock
[I] A b**** who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a b**** that runs, I got a b**** that walks
[M] I got a b**** that yells, I got a b**** who talks
[I] I got a b**** that's dirty, got a b**** that's neat
[I] I got a super fine b**** that I knocked in the swap meet
[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit me...
No a b**** ain't one..
(Huh, you know a b**** ain't one!)
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my m*********** rent Marquis
But a b**** ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
f*** them raggedy stank-a** hos n****
[Ice-T]
A b**** ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a n**** out, y'know?
But a b**** ain't one
Got problems with m************.. buyin my records
But a b**** ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
f*** 'em all, n**** f*** them m************
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A b**** ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All them m************ can kiss my m*********** a**.. f'real
[Ice-T]
Really, n***** worryin about b******
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]
Yeah, last year a lot of m************ asked me
why I didn't do no old s** nasty s***
But this year I went down to Miami and got my n**** from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the m*********** n****)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these n***** is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**** with hair, a b**** with none
A b**** with a knife, a b**** with a gun
A b**** with a a** big as a TV set
And there's a b**** over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole d*** herd
I f*** 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a b**** with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to f*** me with her a** up on the kitchen sink
Got a b**** with t***, a b**** with a**
A b**** with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit it...
Nah a b**** ain't one
[Ice-T]
I got a b**** that's old, a b**** that's new
A b**** who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a b**** who's fat, a b**** who's built
A b**** who all her t****** give out powdered milk
I got a b**** who's funny, a b**** who ain't
A b**** who can sing, a b**** who cain't
A b**** who loves f***** on a airplane..
I even got a b**** off +Soul Train+
I got a b**** who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a b**** who's broke as a b**..
But she's the most fun
I got a b**** who play piano, a b**** who don't
A b**** who dances naked, a b**** who won't
A b**** who's short, a b**** who's tall
A b**** who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these m************ all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the b****** treat a m*********** fly n**** like you
[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
p****'s the temptation, d***'s the persuasion
All hos suck c*** n**** how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick d*** in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The n**** the one-nighter, the b**** exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b******, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, f*** 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f*** how you feel, you f***** cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin p****'s just another expense
If p**** pays the bills then d*** pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to c**
I've got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one!
[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my m*********** you got problems man?
(A b**** ain't one) Aww s***!
Now let me tell you how to do this s***
[M] I got a b**** that loves to G
[I] She'll f*** you right after she f**** me
[M] I got a b**** who loves both
[I] I got a b**** who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a b**** that's fast, a b**** that's slow
[M] A b**** that's a virgin and a b**** that's a ho
[I] A b**** that lies
[M] A b**** that's true
[I] A b**** who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "b****** 2"
[I] I got a b**** that's cool
[M] A b**** that's hot
[I] A b**** who loves rap, a b**** who loves rock
[I] A b**** who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a b**** that runs, I got a b**** that walks
[M] I got a b**** that yells, I got a b**** who talks
[I] I got a b**** that's dirty, got a b**** that's neat
[I] I got a super fine b**** that I knocked in the swap meet
[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one - hit me...
No a b**** ain't one..
(Huh, you know a b**** ain't one!)
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my m*********** rent Marquis
But a b**** ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
f*** them raggedy stank-a** hos n****
[Ice-T]
A b**** ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a n**** out, y'know?
But a b**** ain't one
Got problems with m************.. buyin my records
But a b**** ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
f*** 'em all, n**** f*** them m************
[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A b**** ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All them m************ can kiss my m*********** a**.. f'real
[Ice-T]
Really, n***** worryin about b******
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]