I am your dad. You better like it, cause I'm your new dad. Your old dad is out. The new dad is in. No appointments, I keep office hours from 5 to 7. Tuesdays and Thursdays, be there on time. I'm your new dad. You better like it. Get your s*** together. I'm your dad. Cut your hair. I'm your dad. Don't care if you're a man or a woman. Don't care if you're a boy or a girl. Cut your hair off. I'm your dad. Peel your skin back. It feels bad. I am your father. You better learn not to bother. I got a recliner, it's pretty good. I got the money to buy it from your college fund. I'll teach you to respect me. I am your dad. I am your children. Look down at your s****, it's me instead. I came out your d*** and now I'm your dad.