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you've just wasted your life up to now, in rollin of the Famous Actor School of
Drama. Yes, Brian Bosworth, Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Damme have teamed
up to teach you the art of film-acting. Soon you'll be able to handle any movie
part, because this course only takes a day. Play a dramatic role just like the
Bos:
Huh! Huh...huh!
Do light comedy, like Van Damme:
Huh! Huh...huh!
Or tender love scenes like Segal:
Huh! Huh...huh!
Why memorize pages of dialogue or prints around in truly Shakespeare's types,
when you can make 40,000 dollars a word, just like our pack of these....The
Famous Actor School of Drama, where our motto is: