Hello, Ron
You don't look so good this morning
You've got something stuck on your face
It looks like it sucks
What could it be?
Is it a leech?
Is it the giant squid,
Because it's wrapped around you pretty tight
Oh wait, it's a girl
Well, I know your sister said
You have the experience of a twelve year old
But, come on mate, please don't act thirteen
I'm pretty sure Draco Malfoy is crying
'Cause you're grossing us out with your tongue in her mouth
If you can kiss, kiss, kissing, we'll be slip, slip, slipping
On the h***geneous mixture of your saliva
And our vomit
Well if you're doing this to make Hermione jealous, it's working
But the process, good God, the process is just making us nauseous
You don't look so good this morning
You've got something stuck on your face
It looks like it sucks
What could it be?
Is it a leech?
Is it the giant squid,
Because it's wrapped around you pretty tight
Oh wait, it's a girl
Well, I know your sister said
You have the experience of a twelve year old
But, come on mate, please don't act thirteen
I'm pretty sure Draco Malfoy is crying
'Cause you're grossing us out with your tongue in her mouth
If you can kiss, kiss, kissing, we'll be slip, slip, slipping
On the h***geneous mixture of your saliva
And our vomit
Well if you're doing this to make Hermione jealous, it's working
But the process, good God, the process is just making us nauseous