Aw... look at that, man... she's got white cotton panties on. Have you seen the bird on page 13?
Yeah man, she's a bit dirty, innit...i usually buy fat or pregnant but I couldn't get it this week so i had to settle for this magazine...yeah, whassit called...s**y...s**y ladies! that's alright innit man...yeah..........f*****' look at her... Corrr!
This song is for all the s**y ladies
Penelope Keith, Debbie McGee.... Lily Savage (that's a f*****' man, I told you before!)
s**y ladies, by the bus stop, with a kid in a pram and a lollipop
Drive past listening to sick hip hop, pull over in the car and i'm into the shop
A bird called Rita, makes me stop, she's a f****** nurse so she gives me cough and drop
i walk away smiling, it's the start of the day, to all the s**y ladies, I wanna say 'hey'
i love you if you're young of if you're hair's old and grey
word, s**y ladies, come out and play
You know it makes sense to you and me
So get your t*** out and let me feel them for free
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the vadge tonight
s**y slags with the f*****' big t***, with the perfect a***s and the shaven slits
All around me trying to get my attention, and I got two ladies maintaining my erection
You gotta get where the dirty birds are, you can go up to yates' or down to zanzibar
s**y ladies everywhere I go, when i'm wrecked up when i'm not smokin' the blow
I sees 'em down the street by the f*****' bus stop
I sees one of them getting talked to by a cop
'all right love i've been looking at your baps
I wanna touch your t*** and put my fingers in your gaps
I gotta say you've got beautiful eyes, now let me put me hands between your thighs
I touch your lips but don't speak, you could be a model or in that band Mis-Teeq'
s**y ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the vadge tonight
I wanna touch your t***, I wanna touch your b**
I wanna touch your sister, I'm gonna touch your mum
s**y ladies, naked in my mind, wiggling their t***, shaking their behind
if you're a dirty bird then i'm gonna pounce
i get closer you wanna do the booty bounce
p***** up slags walking round with no shoes
they all look so dirty when you're p***** up on booze
s**y ladies, you wanna make babies? I'm the dog, you're the rabies
the paper to my pen, the ink in my well, like alan t**chmarsh and a f*****' garden trowel
you always wipe my a** when i empty my bowel
when it comes to other women they just throw in the towel
I don't complain, i love you too much, and a f**in' ankle bracelet is a beautiful touch...uuh
chorus -
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the fadge tonight
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the fadge tonight
Yeah man, she's a bit dirty, innit...i usually buy fat or pregnant but I couldn't get it this week so i had to settle for this magazine...yeah, whassit called...s**y...s**y ladies! that's alright innit man...yeah..........f*****' look at her... Corrr!
This song is for all the s**y ladies
Penelope Keith, Debbie McGee.... Lily Savage (that's a f*****' man, I told you before!)
s**y ladies, by the bus stop, with a kid in a pram and a lollipop
Drive past listening to sick hip hop, pull over in the car and i'm into the shop
A bird called Rita, makes me stop, she's a f****** nurse so she gives me cough and drop
i walk away smiling, it's the start of the day, to all the s**y ladies, I wanna say 'hey'
i love you if you're young of if you're hair's old and grey
word, s**y ladies, come out and play
You know it makes sense to you and me
So get your t*** out and let me feel them for free
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the vadge tonight
s**y slags with the f*****' big t***, with the perfect a***s and the shaven slits
All around me trying to get my attention, and I got two ladies maintaining my erection
You gotta get where the dirty birds are, you can go up to yates' or down to zanzibar
s**y ladies everywhere I go, when i'm wrecked up when i'm not smokin' the blow
I sees 'em down the street by the f*****' bus stop
I sees one of them getting talked to by a cop
'all right love i've been looking at your baps
I wanna touch your t*** and put my fingers in your gaps
I gotta say you've got beautiful eyes, now let me put me hands between your thighs
I touch your lips but don't speak, you could be a model or in that band Mis-Teeq'
s**y ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the vadge tonight
I wanna touch your t***, I wanna touch your b**
I wanna touch your sister, I'm gonna touch your mum
s**y ladies, naked in my mind, wiggling their t***, shaking their behind
if you're a dirty bird then i'm gonna pounce
i get closer you wanna do the booty bounce
p***** up slags walking round with no shoes
they all look so dirty when you're p***** up on booze
s**y ladies, you wanna make babies? I'm the dog, you're the rabies
the paper to my pen, the ink in my well, like alan t**chmarsh and a f*****' garden trowel
you always wipe my a** when i empty my bowel
when it comes to other women they just throw in the towel
I don't complain, i love you too much, and a f**in' ankle bracelet is a beautiful touch...uuh
chorus -
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the fadge tonight
s**y ladies gets closer to me, i wanna touch you on the fadge tonight