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Pantyhose p***shop! Lyrics

reh
hey there
grandpa
grandpa, someone took my
my undies
who took my sirloin steak off my plate
on my dinner table and f***** it in my a**
must have been someone i hate
must have been medium well-done on my first date
hip
ting
i spit in my spitoon and i stew a load of beans on my spoon
then i serve it to your wife and f*** the broom hoo-heur
look what im doing in my room
pantyhose p***shop looking at my liver lamb shop
sack of s*** d*** d*** aint no bully mam
hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my a****** today
must have been gay
ohh
got stuck for a second
i reckon
must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
beckon i reckon and i s*** stained s***
on my pants and i you wanna see me
whatever i said dont matter
just serve up my c*** tenderloin on a platter
and if my b**** got s*** in em splatter me
on the side on the side of your house dont matter me
hip too teng billy billy baa
s*** my s*** like a lincoln log
and if abe lincolns house was built of stone
well ill f*** your and and ill make a clone
so i can f*** it again
here w**** heel ho
watch this s*** like you dont what know
i dont ever look close enough to find
hoo ee hoo
whos seen me s*** in my drawers
not you coz no one was there
just serve my corn hole core splattered in my f****** face
and shave off my pubic f****** hair
watch me fight a grizzly bear
first thing i do
is rip off his pants and suck out his goo
yeah
in a beehive
wooo a beehive
get behind a wild lion
f*** his a**
show him how youre the f****** master
roll around the grass with beddeman shoe
punch him in the face and kick him one or two
times in the jaw
like that b**** never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
nobody knows how to shave a f****** beard
abe lincoln is queer
woooo
pull the f****** fire alarm
seen one dude with two arm
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