Token Hetero Lyrics

b******' LIPS, HANDS ON HIPS,
HE'S THE MEANEST WITH THE QUIPS.
FAVORITE PASTIME'S BAKING QUICHE
SLAGGING OFF THE NOUVEAU RICHE
HE BROKE THE CLOSET DOOR BY THE HINGES
HEAR HIM COMPLAIN, A SYMPHONY OF WHINGES
PICKS HIS PERFUME COS HE LIKES THE MODELS
GOES FOR THE BRANDS WITH PHALLIC BOTTLE

TOKEN HETRO - LOVES IKEA -
TOKEN HETRO - THE KING OF QUEERS
TOKEN HETRO - SHOPS WITH HIS WIFE
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES THE GAY LIFE

SPENDS TOO LONG LOOKING IN STORES
FROWNS AT FRIENDS THAT GO WITH w****S
KNOWS ALL THE STARS FROM THE GAY-VIDS
DON'T CALL ME DAVE - IT'S DAVID !
TOKEN HETRO - HE'S A GAS
TOKEN HETRO - SHAKIN' HIS a**
TOKEN HETRO - WATCHES FASHIONS SHOWS
TOKEN HETRO - IRONS HIS MOTHERS CLOTHES

OH NO !
NOBODY CAN OUTDO THE
TOKEN HETRO
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES IKEA -
TOKEN HETRO - THE KING OF QUEERS
TOKEN HETRO - SHOPS WITH HIS WIFE
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES THE GAY LIFE

TOKEN HETRO - HE'S A GAS
TOKEN HETRO - SHAKIN' HIS a**
TOKEN HETRO - MAMMA MADE ME A h***
TOKEN HETRO - BUT MY DADDY SAID NO ! NO ! NO !