How's Your Bird Lyrics

(You dirty fink!)
Hey Baby
A--what's the word?
Hey Baby
Now, have you heard?
What's the latest?
A--how's your bird?
A--how's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
An' how's Aunt f****?
An' how's your granny?
This is absurd
A--how's your bird?

(Excuse me . . . )
A--how's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?
Now I'm stuck
A--lots o' luck
This is absurd
A--how's your bird?

A--how's your fern?
(I don't love you . . . yes)
An' how your ear lobe?
(Dirty fink)
An' how's your nose
(You dirty fink!)
How's your elbow?
An' how's your foot?
( . . .natural fink! Find out . . . sister . . . )
An' don't forget your sister
(I've never . . . )
An' you know, like I said . .