There's a new weapon in the quest for knowledge
You don't need school and you don't need college
Forget the completional 'cause there's a new way
You'll learn it all and it won't take a single day
Go from the nursery straight to university
Stand proud in the face of adversity
I've seen the future, just in case you didn't know
This is the future through your round window
I needed them all like I needed a headache
I dropped out of school and it wasn't a mistake
Chorus:
Stop worrying about all the things you don't know
Tune in and go through the round window
Don't worry if you'd like this song to go slow
Tune in and go through the round window
Stop worrying about all the things you don't know
Tune in and go through the round window
Don't worry if you'd like this song to go slow
Tune in. Tune in.
Well...
Teacher said I was intergalactic
And only got it wrong cause now I'm on plastic
Didn't believe me when I said I didn't need him
Cause I had the round window and I'm gonna succeed them
I'm gonna use up my examination paper
Didn't want the straight A's wouldn't need em later
The only person in the year who's ungraded
The only person in the year who's now made it
Stay at home, all I need is the tv
I sit down, tune in, let the round window teach me...
[Chorus]
You don't need school and you don't need college
Forget the completional 'cause there's a new way
You'll learn it all and it won't take a single day
Go from the nursery straight to university
Stand proud in the face of adversity
I've seen the future, just in case you didn't know
This is the future through your round window
I needed them all like I needed a headache
I dropped out of school and it wasn't a mistake
Chorus:
Stop worrying about all the things you don't know
Tune in and go through the round window
Don't worry if you'd like this song to go slow
Tune in and go through the round window
Stop worrying about all the things you don't know
Tune in and go through the round window
Don't worry if you'd like this song to go slow
Tune in. Tune in.
Well...
Teacher said I was intergalactic
And only got it wrong cause now I'm on plastic
Didn't believe me when I said I didn't need him
Cause I had the round window and I'm gonna succeed them
I'm gonna use up my examination paper
Didn't want the straight A's wouldn't need em later
The only person in the year who's ungraded
The only person in the year who's now made it
Stay at home, all I need is the tv
I sit down, tune in, let the round window teach me...
[Chorus]