She Stole My Speedos Lyrics

i'm drinking beer and watching tv
dreaming of girls in a bikini

i'm going out for a swim
still waiting for my phone to ring
d*** if that woman won't come back to me
she stole my speedos
the ones with the white stripes
now the anger in me will rise again
she stole my speedos
they meant so much to me
'cause my speedos are everything i'll ever need
plenty of time to the olympics
like phelps, i'm counting on my juice mix

'cause there's no speedos for me to find