Bad History Month Lyrics

Cowboy can't tell that everything is swell,
even though he fell off his horse,
The Horse is healthy of course,
it's ready to ride,
but Cowboy's way to preoccupied
He saw a Snake in the trail, it was chewing it's own tail.

This is a story about a stupid Snake
that bit it's tail and kept on chewing,

Cowboy sat down in the dirt,
teardrops were staining his shirt,
they were mixing into the mud with the dust,
but he didn't really care, cause he trusts his Horse,
to keep a secret

This is what he said:

Listen up horse,
this is how I feel,
everything is really bad.
But I'm worse.
I can't help but feeling
like the first human that
ate a neanderthal

I swung the club that crushed
her skull and in the process
d***ed us all.

And every baby ever born
has borne the taint of my
ancient sin
But I was smiling
while I chewed
that dimwits skin

It was all me, I'm Bad History
I burnt down Rome, and Chicago too.
I shook the earth and I blew
the wind that made you hide
I am the rising tide

That was all he had to say,
The Horse responded:
Neigh