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Ian Stuart as a Crash Dummy Lyrics

jump em cos of their skin
like a cancer from the outside
greet me with open arms
and i'll tear em off limb by limb
your so f****** tough
so f****** cool
so f****** chickenshit
i ain't scared of you,
but if you ever read this i was just kidding
if i was a jackass i'd probably like you
if i was a nitwit i'd probably respect you
and if i was a schmuckfaced, two headed
buffoonedly minded dipshit,
i'd probably be your mother or mating partner
(same difference)
ian stuart as a crash dummy didn't end racism
ian stuart as a crash dummy won't combat fascism
ian stuart as a crash dummy just makes me giggle.
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Dance My Dunce (1994)
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