When I just a little baby boy,
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it
'Cause that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about c**e no more
s***, you think I won't choke no w****
Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
These m************ are thinkin' I'm playin'
Thinkin' I'm sayin' the s*** 'cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it
Put your hands down b****, I ain't goin' shoot you
I'm a pull you to this bullet, and put it through you
Shut up s***, you're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s***, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a w****,
Snorting c**e, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god d*** right b****, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b******
Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, Vrinn!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s****
[Chorus]
b**** I'm a kill you! You don't want to f*** with me
Girls leave - you ain't nothin' but a s*** to me
b**** I'm a kill you! You ain't got the b**** to beef
We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'm a be another rapper dead
For poppin' off at the mouth with s*** I shouldn't a said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin' the world with me
b****** too! You ain't nothin' but a girl to me
... I said you don't, want to f*** with Shady (cause why?)
'Cause Shady, will f*****' kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, want to f*** with Shady (why?)
'Cause Shady, will f*****' kill you..
b**** I'm a kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
It ain't acid rap, I just rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, then, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the 10th
b**** I'm a kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hidin' murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
[Chorus]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
This eighty G's a week to say the same things threece!
Twice? Whatever, I hate these things
f*** shots! I hope the weed will outweigh these drinks
m************ want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
f*** that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat b**** to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play
I go the machete from O.J.
I'm ready to make everyone's throat ache
You f*****s keep eggin' me on
Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop?
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you
You hear me? Answer me!
[Chorus]
Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies
You know, I love you
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it
'Cause that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about c**e no more
s***, you think I won't choke no w****
Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
These m************ are thinkin' I'm playin'
Thinkin' I'm sayin' the s*** 'cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it
Put your hands down b****, I ain't goin' shoot you
I'm a pull you to this bullet, and put it through you
Shut up s***, you're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s***, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a w****,
Snorting c**e, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god d*** right b****, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b******
Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, Vrinn!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s****
[Chorus]
b**** I'm a kill you! You don't want to f*** with me
Girls leave - you ain't nothin' but a s*** to me
b**** I'm a kill you! You ain't got the b**** to beef
We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'm a be another rapper dead
For poppin' off at the mouth with s*** I shouldn't a said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin' the world with me
b****** too! You ain't nothin' but a girl to me
... I said you don't, want to f*** with Shady (cause why?)
'Cause Shady, will f*****' kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, want to f*** with Shady (why?)
'Cause Shady, will f*****' kill you..
b**** I'm a kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
It ain't acid rap, I just rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, then, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the 10th
b**** I'm a kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hidin' murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
[Chorus]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
This eighty G's a week to say the same things threece!
Twice? Whatever, I hate these things
f*** shots! I hope the weed will outweigh these drinks
m************ want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
f*** that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat b**** to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play
I go the machete from O.J.
I'm ready to make everyone's throat ache
You f*****s keep eggin' me on
Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop?
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you
You hear me? Answer me!
[Chorus]
Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies
You know, I love you