Walking in the woods in the middle of the night
You been out drinkin, so you look a fright!
Stumblin around you wobble and sway
Pretty soon, you've lost your way!
You're lost....
...you drunken sot...
...where are we?...
Out in the distance, an eerie light!
--howl!
(and some very strange noises)
winkin and blinkin in the middle of the night
What could it be?
--Frog?
Could it be a lantern?
--I don't think so
Could it be the pub?
--I don't think so
Could it be a campfire?
--I don't think so
Maybe it's a firefly
--I don't think so
hmm.....what could it be?
Could it be scary?
--scary?!
Scary!
--Scary!
Something scary and icky and awful and putrid and disgusting and horrible and nasty and frightening.....like Him!
--Like him?
--Like me?
--ooh yuck! Like you!!
--ooooh!
It Could be scary!
Could it be a goblin on a midnight ride?
Or a Kobold with a lantern by his side?
Or a pixie nasty, putrid and green?
Or something worse and more disgusting than you ever seen?
It Could be Scary!
---Scar-eeeeeee!!!
But I don't think so...
--You don't?
NO, cause I hear crickets!
--Crickets!
(cricket solo by Nerethel)
When you're walking in the woods on a dark moon night
And you hear crickets sing, you know it's all right
'cause crickets don't sing when there's danger around
They only sing when they're happy and it's pleasant and it's nice and it's safe to be
Walkin in the woods in the middle of the night....
Well, if it isn't scary, then what could it be?
--I don't know
--who knows?
I know what it is! (smirk)
--What?
It depends
--on what?
If you believe...
--Believe in what?
In faeries!
--Faeries!
Yes, Faeries!
--Faeries!
I believe in faeries!
--She believes in faeries
Do you believe in faeries?
--no, uh uh, not us
You Better believe in faeries!
--ok, ok, all right
--we believe in faeries
They believe in faeries!
What about you?
Do you believe in faeries?
--We believe in faeries
You gotta believe in Faeries!
--why?
If you walk in the woods
On a strange dark night
And you want to see faeries
In the eerie light
All you gotta do is say the magic word
--Cheese?
It's a very little word
It's a wee tiny word
--about this big
Do you know what it is?
--rumplestilkston?
--open sesame?
--Spock?
--Spark?
--ooogleflunk?
No, it's a wee little word, it's a very wee word,
It's a tiny little word, it's wee!
--wee?
Yes, wee!
If you want to see faeries, say wheee!
---Wheee?
--we!
--oui
wheeeee!
You wanna see them, then?
--Sure. Why not?
On three....say whee!
One....
...Wait for it!!
One...
Two...
Three.....wheeeeeeeeeeee!
It's magic, it's magic, it's magic!
I believe in faeries!
Do YOU believe in faeries?
One, two.
One two three four Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You been out drinkin, so you look a fright!
Stumblin around you wobble and sway
Pretty soon, you've lost your way!
You're lost....
...you drunken sot...
...where are we?...
Out in the distance, an eerie light!
--howl!
(and some very strange noises)
winkin and blinkin in the middle of the night
What could it be?
--Frog?
Could it be a lantern?
--I don't think so
Could it be the pub?
--I don't think so
Could it be a campfire?
--I don't think so
Maybe it's a firefly
--I don't think so
hmm.....what could it be?
Could it be scary?
--scary?!
Scary!
--Scary!
Something scary and icky and awful and putrid and disgusting and horrible and nasty and frightening.....like Him!
--Like him?
--Like me?
--ooh yuck! Like you!!
--ooooh!
It Could be scary!
Could it be a goblin on a midnight ride?
Or a Kobold with a lantern by his side?
Or a pixie nasty, putrid and green?
Or something worse and more disgusting than you ever seen?
It Could be Scary!
---Scar-eeeeeee!!!
But I don't think so...
--You don't?
NO, cause I hear crickets!
--Crickets!
(cricket solo by Nerethel)
When you're walking in the woods on a dark moon night
And you hear crickets sing, you know it's all right
'cause crickets don't sing when there's danger around
They only sing when they're happy and it's pleasant and it's nice and it's safe to be
Walkin in the woods in the middle of the night....
Well, if it isn't scary, then what could it be?
--I don't know
--who knows?
I know what it is! (smirk)
--What?
It depends
--on what?
If you believe...
--Believe in what?
In faeries!
--Faeries!
Yes, Faeries!
--Faeries!
I believe in faeries!
--She believes in faeries
Do you believe in faeries?
--no, uh uh, not us
You Better believe in faeries!
--ok, ok, all right
--we believe in faeries
They believe in faeries!
What about you?
Do you believe in faeries?
--We believe in faeries
You gotta believe in Faeries!
--why?
If you walk in the woods
On a strange dark night
And you want to see faeries
In the eerie light
All you gotta do is say the magic word
--Cheese?
It's a very little word
It's a wee tiny word
--about this big
Do you know what it is?
--rumplestilkston?
--open sesame?
--Spock?
--Spark?
--ooogleflunk?
No, it's a wee little word, it's a very wee word,
It's a tiny little word, it's wee!
--wee?
Yes, wee!
If you want to see faeries, say wheee!
---Wheee?
--we!
--oui
wheeeee!
You wanna see them, then?
--Sure. Why not?
On three....say whee!
One....
...Wait for it!!
One...
Two...
Three.....wheeeeeeeeeeee!
It's magic, it's magic, it's magic!
I believe in faeries!
Do YOU believe in faeries?
One, two.
One two three four Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!