Don't have to tell me that life ain't fair,
I lost twelve of my very best men in there.
Well hold on,
Hold on to your curls,
This story is depressing and it's gonna get worse.
I gotta know what the man on the street thinks,
I wanna drink what the man on the beach drinks.
Beneath a security perimiter with venetian blinds,
An emergency meeting of the meeting of the minds!
Can't see the forest, through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese!
Bringing everybody, to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese!
But I know it'd be better,
With gouda or cheddar!
Oh!
Now there's fifty dead actresses,
Lying in your wake,
So have another piece of chicken,
Have a piece of steak,
Well be nice,
Lover be nice to me,
'Cos there's an evil auntie comin' that we just can't see.
I've gotta feel everything that I can't feel,
I've got a steel feel,
I went with the meal deal.
I've got a nasty heart (?),
(?) and forgive my sins,
and pass on my curse,
to the next of kin!
Can't see the forest, through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese!
Bringing everybody, to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese!
I'm not an Italian fella,
But I like mozerella!
Oh!
This conversation is just a time-killer, (Time-killer!)
Taking its toll upon my heart! (Taking its toll upon my heart)
This corporation is just a seat-filler, (Seat-filler!)
Hell-bent on tearing us apart. (Hell-bent on tearing us apart)
Pop king of the nation taking pain-killers long after Thriller
They sell this music at K-mart. (They sell this music at K-mart)
Going station to station,
Looking for Ben Stiller,
(?)
Now (?) let's go back to the start. (Now (?) let's go back to the start)
This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start)
I lost twelve of my very best men in there.
Well hold on,
Hold on to your curls,
This story is depressing and it's gonna get worse.
I gotta know what the man on the street thinks,
I wanna drink what the man on the beach drinks.
Beneath a security perimiter with venetian blinds,
An emergency meeting of the meeting of the minds!
Can't see the forest, through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese!
Bringing everybody, to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese!
But I know it'd be better,
With gouda or cheddar!
Oh!
Now there's fifty dead actresses,
Lying in your wake,
So have another piece of chicken,
Have a piece of steak,
Well be nice,
Lover be nice to me,
'Cos there's an evil auntie comin' that we just can't see.
I've gotta feel everything that I can't feel,
I've got a steel feel,
I went with the meal deal.
I've got a nasty heart (?),
(?) and forgive my sins,
and pass on my curse,
to the next of kin!
Can't see the forest, through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese!
Bringing everybody, to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese!
I'm not an Italian fella,
But I like mozerella!
Oh!
This conversation is just a time-killer, (Time-killer!)
Taking its toll upon my heart! (Taking its toll upon my heart)
This corporation is just a seat-filler, (Seat-filler!)
Hell-bent on tearing us apart. (Hell-bent on tearing us apart)
Pop king of the nation taking pain-killers long after Thriller
They sell this music at K-mart. (They sell this music at K-mart)
Going station to station,
Looking for Ben Stiller,
(?)
Now (?) let's go back to the start. (Now (?) let's go back to the start)
This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now (?) let's go back to the start) time-killer, (Time-killer!)
(Now (?) let's go back to the start)