Steven left home, for where to I"m not certain.
Found himself a lover, the first in his life.
And Michael"s in Irvine, behind the Orange curtain.
Two beautiful daughters, and I still want his wife.
And Erika"s posing for Hugh Heffner"s cameras
And making good money in movies, it seems.
And my heart was broken by a girl named Tamara
Who took off pursuing her thespian dreams.
Why do we try to remember
Those days when we were all young and green?
Does anyone here have no regrets
About those days when we were terminally seventeen?
Dave found religion and then found a lover.
She too was a Christian, but she messed with his mind.
And Randy"s still living at home with his mother.
He hasn"t forgiven us for being unkind.
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Wendy fell for Randy"s cool older brother.
It didn"t last long, but they had some good times.
And Frederick and I, we always hated each other,
But if living well is the best revenge, then rache ist mein.
"Cause I"ve got a wife now and two other lovers.
They all like each other. They tease me no end.
It gets complicated down under the covers,
But I could do worse things than sleeping with friends.
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Found himself a lover, the first in his life.
And Michael"s in Irvine, behind the Orange curtain.
Two beautiful daughters, and I still want his wife.
And Erika"s posing for Hugh Heffner"s cameras
And making good money in movies, it seems.
And my heart was broken by a girl named Tamara
Who took off pursuing her thespian dreams.
Why do we try to remember
Those days when we were all young and green?
Does anyone here have no regrets
About those days when we were terminally seventeen?
Dave found religion and then found a lover.
She too was a Christian, but she messed with his mind.
And Randy"s still living at home with his mother.
He hasn"t forgiven us for being unkind.
(Chorus)
Wendy fell for Randy"s cool older brother.
It didn"t last long, but they had some good times.
And Frederick and I, we always hated each other,
But if living well is the best revenge, then rache ist mein.
"Cause I"ve got a wife now and two other lovers.
They all like each other. They tease me no end.
It gets complicated down under the covers,
But I could do worse things than sleeping with friends.
(Chorus)