Human Slug Lyrics

I go straight back to bed
And then my pretty baby
Wraps her c*** around my head
She can really do it, she can really do it good
She does it like she ought to, she does it like she should
And she's got transparent eyes
Like a human slug >< 4
And she's got transparent eyes

Met her by tesco's about a year ago
A beautiful slug crawling out of a hole
Just one kiss and we fell in love
Beautiful s**y slimy slug
And she's got transparent eyes
Like a human slug >< 4
And she's got transparent eyes

I followed her trails all the way home
Got to get back to that globule throne
Climbs on top and i get inside
Got to get back to that globule slime
And she's got transparent eyes
Like a human slug >< 4
And she's got transparent eyes

Me and that slug are married now
Got ten slugs and i don't know how
They can really do it, they can really do it good
They do it like they ought to, they do it like they should
And they've all got transparent eyes

Like a human slug >< 8
And they've all got transparent eyes