When Hell Freezes Over Lyrics

One indiscretion
One tear-stained confession
She says it's over this time
I told her I'm sorry
But she says she warned me
Still I stepped over the line
When I tried to kiss her
She said "Listen, Mister
The next time I kiss you, I swear
There'll be penguins next door
To that guy with the horns
Grillin' out with some mean polar bears

She said when Hell freezes over
She's gonna be mine
She didn't say never
So that's a good sign
The more hell that I go through
The colder she gets
But it's not really over
Cause Hell might freeze over yet
She tells me to go somewhere
But I've already been there
Oh well, what's another trip
I'm getting quite use to all of her abuse
Guess I'll blame it on my own loose lips

I try talkin' to her
Guess I'm gettin' to her
Cause she says
She don't want me around
But if she cares enough
To abuse me this much
I guess she must love me deep down
She said when Hell freezes over
She's gonna be mine
She didn't say never
So that's a good sign
The more hell that I go through
The colder she gets
But it's not really over
'Cause Hell might freeze over yet
No it's not really over
'Cause Hell might freeze over yet