Bad meat chicken disaster
Ripe like salmonella
Trip to the chin
10 million little disasters
On one roller coaster
Keep strapping me in
One Leg
Two Egg
One Leg
Two Egg
Beehive wig left in the kitchen
Right next to the fixin's
For all the world to see
Don't mean you can't take it with you
Hide it from the children
Hide it from the family
One Leg
Ripe like salmonella
Trip to the chin
10 million little disasters
On one roller coaster
Keep strapping me in
One Leg
Two Egg
One Leg
Two Egg
Beehive wig left in the kitchen
Right next to the fixin's
For all the world to see
Don't mean you can't take it with you
Hide it from the children
Hide it from the family
One Leg