I Wish You Were a Beer Lyrics

Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poseur
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer!
CHORUS: I wish you were a beer (x4)
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poseur
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer!

CHORUS:
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey dude...
(giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!