"OH s***!!!
WH-WHAT THE f*** IS THAT??!!
I DON'T KNOW BRO BUT IT CAN BE GOOD!
EH! THEY ARE f*** ZOMBIEZ!
MAN, I'M TIRED OF THIS m************ ZOMBIES EATING MY m************ NEIGHBORS!!!, DUDE, HAND ME THE SHOTGUN...
HERE YOU GO..."
Covered in the blood
Of a hundred living dead
There was nothing I could do
The disease quickly spread
So I went out
And started a riot
Gunshots and zombie cries
Breaking through the quiet
Hack and slash my way
Through the zombie scum
Never daring to look back
For fear I might succumb
To the hordes of rotten fiends
That were chasing at my heels
Run into a parking lot
Time to find some wheels
Break open the window
Of a brand new maserati
Toss the empty desert eagle
And I pick up the shotty
Tearing down the street
Looking for mah bruddah choz
Zombies are getting p*****
And it shows
Dart down an alley
f***! A dead end!
Zombies close in from behind
So I start to ascend
Up a fire escape
To the rooftop above
Creatures all in my face
And I show them no love
Zombies on the left
And zombies on the right
Bring the shotgun to my shoulder
Getting ready to fight
They lunged toward me
But I stood prowd
And fired shell after shell
Directly into the crowd
I reach for my ammo
My eyes open wide
OH s***, I'M f*****!
I LEFT THEM IN THE RIDE!
Now what can I do?
I'm left here defensless
Run around the roof
Beating all these b****** sensless
f*** MAN!
Well, isn't that grand?
A zombie came up and
Chewed off my hand
Cave in his face
I'm feeling rather distraught
Finally get off the roof
But it's all for naught
My b*** starts to swell
Spitting nasty black goo
My skin starts to turn into
A strange yellow hue
My pace slows
No blood flowing through my veins
Not caring what remains
On an endless search for brains
WH-WHAT THE f*** IS THAT??!!
I DON'T KNOW BRO BUT IT CAN BE GOOD!
EH! THEY ARE f*** ZOMBIEZ!
MAN, I'M TIRED OF THIS m************ ZOMBIES EATING MY m************ NEIGHBORS!!!, DUDE, HAND ME THE SHOTGUN...
HERE YOU GO..."
Covered in the blood
Of a hundred living dead
There was nothing I could do
The disease quickly spread
So I went out
And started a riot
Gunshots and zombie cries
Breaking through the quiet
Hack and slash my way
Through the zombie scum
Never daring to look back
For fear I might succumb
To the hordes of rotten fiends
That were chasing at my heels
Run into a parking lot
Time to find some wheels
Break open the window
Of a brand new maserati
Toss the empty desert eagle
And I pick up the shotty
Tearing down the street
Looking for mah bruddah choz
Zombies are getting p*****
And it shows
Dart down an alley
f***! A dead end!
Zombies close in from behind
So I start to ascend
Up a fire escape
To the rooftop above
Creatures all in my face
And I show them no love
Zombies on the left
And zombies on the right
Bring the shotgun to my shoulder
Getting ready to fight
They lunged toward me
But I stood prowd
And fired shell after shell
Directly into the crowd
I reach for my ammo
My eyes open wide
OH s***, I'M f*****!
I LEFT THEM IN THE RIDE!
Now what can I do?
I'm left here defensless
Run around the roof
Beating all these b****** sensless
f*** MAN!
Well, isn't that grand?
A zombie came up and
Chewed off my hand
Cave in his face
I'm feeling rather distraught
Finally get off the roof
But it's all for naught
My b*** starts to swell
Spitting nasty black goo
My skin starts to turn into
A strange yellow hue
My pace slows
No blood flowing through my veins
Not caring what remains
On an endless search for brains