Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sister's courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father dont give a monkey's & this is what he said"
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
so he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad
says "shes got no sense the silly little cow
now if he comes round here there's gonna be a row"
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
mother says "calm down dad he's alright"
But they're out there snogging in the passage all night
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
If he comes round here, I got my beer let mother sort it out
In the sideboard here, I got my beer, let mother sort it out, I don't care if he comes round here
Think he was a tramp with the stubble on his chin
he looks like something that the cat's brought in
never got no money smokes all my f***
got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags
On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump
she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
there's nothing seems to fit her shes been running out of clothes
if he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
If he comes round here, I got my beer let mother sort it out
In the sideboard here, I got my beer, let mother sort it out, I don't care if he comes round here
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sister's courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father dont give a monkey's & this is what he said"
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
so he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad
says "shes got no sense the silly little cow
now if he comes round here there's gonna be a row"
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
mother says "calm down dad he's alright"
But they're out there snogging in the passage all night
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
If he comes round here, I got my beer let mother sort it out
In the sideboard here, I got my beer, let mother sort it out, I don't care if he comes round here
Think he was a tramp with the stubble on his chin
he looks like something that the cat's brought in
never got no money smokes all my f***
got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags
On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump
she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
there's nothing seems to fit her shes been running out of clothes
if he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here
If he comes round here, I got my beer let mother sort it out
In the sideboard here, I got my beer, let mother sort it out, I don't care if he comes round here