Give a man a uniform
He'll give you a hard time
Educate you about AIDS
The new moralistic crime
Things they never dreamed of
When they were a youth
No drink, no drugs, no women
And always tell the absolute g****** truth
g****** truth!
Uniform choice!
Things were really different
In those far gone days
No punk, b***** murderers,
Revolutionaries or gays
People always knew
Their own place in life
To stay at home, have some kids
And f*** their f****** wife
He'll give you a hard time
Educate you about AIDS
The new moralistic crime
Things they never dreamed of
When they were a youth
No drink, no drugs, no women
And always tell the absolute g****** truth
g****** truth!
Uniform choice!
Things were really different
In those far gone days
No punk, b***** murderers,
Revolutionaries or gays
People always knew
Their own place in life
To stay at home, have some kids
And f*** their f****** wife