[feat. Funkmaster Flex]
[Talking Intro Sample:]
"Coochie... mmmm, cooch. Okay! "
[Intro Sample Loop: x4]
"Young ladies if ya ready say, yeahhh (yeahhh!) ya don't stop
Fly guys if ya ready say, hooooo! (hooooo!) ya don't stop"
[Talking Intro Sample:]
"Ah, well let's... let's do it, let's do it.
Hit the bomb, man.
Rare form tonight... RARE FORM TONIGHT! "
[Talk Intro:]
Yeeeahhh, it's goin' down y'all
f***master s**
Hide your b****
It's the new age Wilt Chamberlain
Ain't playin' games, my friend...
[Verse Intro Sample:]
("Ayo tell 'em what your name is... ")
[Verse 1:]
Celph t**led, also known as f***master s**, I
Do a s*** in my car seat, show her my s** drive
Didn't soak the carpet, but she had a wet rug
Pulled out on those almond-colored b****** and left a chestnut
Better believe she gave me dome
Cause if not she was gettin' (thrown) on the side of the road like a safety (cone)
No wide body Benz, I need a wide body b****
With an a** so large it take up the s***e of a 3 car garage
Had a second coming when I busted a nut twice
With a Mariah Carey look-a-like but with hair like Scary Spice
She was the type that as soon as she say hi
She's takin' off her clothes and askin' ("Baby, where's the KY? ")
Huh, got a marriage that she's not holy embraced in
Cause on her body there ain't a single hole that's sacred
(Oh yeah I taped it) so I can see all of it
Then it's goin' straight to DVD like a new Steven Segal flick
[Singing Chorus: x3]
La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[Vocal Scratch]
"60 minutes of f*****', call me f***master s**, b****"
[Verse 2:]
Got a groupie on my jock and she want me to bang it raw
The tramp is a s**** and w****, she'll give you a canker sore
She give up a** often
And it wasn't a MySpace timestamp, that she had the last log-in
Not an a**umption and it ain't complicated man
Cause she gon' blow either way like an oscillating fan
I'm like James Bond in a tricked out Viper
And you're just Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire
Yeahhh, I am f***master s**, no split personalities here
I'll go from pimpin' to being weird like Outkast's career
b**** I stick the fork in it and won't spoon later
They will find the stains on Room Raiders
I'm in the kitchen with a Ruben Studdard ruben cutter
Abuse ya mother, won't use a rubber
The d*** b**** like a sandwich, all stuffed and greasy
Bust a nut in the hoagie and create a new sub-species
[Singing Chorus: x3]
La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[Vocal Scratch]
"60 minutes of f*****', call me f***master s**, b****"
[Talking Outro Sample:]
"I'm in the 90's strong! I'm not in the 90's on some MTV videos or some VH1 nonsense!
I did not come up here to play Hammer and Young MC!
< It's not what it is... That's not what represents the 90's to me, okay?! "
"Nobody should have their daughter around you, fam.
You are ridiculous, you need help and you should seek help.
And people embracin' this dude needs to think about it and think what he's doin'...
And I blame myself and everybody else for not speakin' up and givin' their opinion on
What we think he is and what you ARE."
[Talking Intro Sample:]
"Coochie... mmmm, cooch. Okay! "
[Intro Sample Loop: x4]
"Young ladies if ya ready say, yeahhh (yeahhh!) ya don't stop
Fly guys if ya ready say, hooooo! (hooooo!) ya don't stop"
[Talking Intro Sample:]
"Ah, well let's... let's do it, let's do it.
Hit the bomb, man.
Rare form tonight... RARE FORM TONIGHT! "
[Talk Intro:]
Yeeeahhh, it's goin' down y'all
f***master s**
Hide your b****
It's the new age Wilt Chamberlain
Ain't playin' games, my friend...
[Verse Intro Sample:]
("Ayo tell 'em what your name is... ")
[Verse 1:]
Celph t**led, also known as f***master s**, I
Do a s*** in my car seat, show her my s** drive
Didn't soak the carpet, but she had a wet rug
Pulled out on those almond-colored b****** and left a chestnut
Better believe she gave me dome
Cause if not she was gettin' (thrown) on the side of the road like a safety (cone)
No wide body Benz, I need a wide body b****
With an a** so large it take up the s***e of a 3 car garage
Had a second coming when I busted a nut twice
With a Mariah Carey look-a-like but with hair like Scary Spice
She was the type that as soon as she say hi
She's takin' off her clothes and askin' ("Baby, where's the KY? ")
Huh, got a marriage that she's not holy embraced in
Cause on her body there ain't a single hole that's sacred
(Oh yeah I taped it) so I can see all of it
Then it's goin' straight to DVD like a new Steven Segal flick
[Singing Chorus: x3]
La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[Vocal Scratch]
"60 minutes of f*****', call me f***master s**, b****"
[Verse 2:]
Got a groupie on my jock and she want me to bang it raw
The tramp is a s**** and w****, she'll give you a canker sore
She give up a** often
And it wasn't a MySpace timestamp, that she had the last log-in
Not an a**umption and it ain't complicated man
Cause she gon' blow either way like an oscillating fan
I'm like James Bond in a tricked out Viper
And you're just Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire
Yeahhh, I am f***master s**, no split personalities here
I'll go from pimpin' to being weird like Outkast's career
b**** I stick the fork in it and won't spoon later
They will find the stains on Room Raiders
I'm in the kitchen with a Ruben Studdard ruben cutter
Abuse ya mother, won't use a rubber
The d*** b**** like a sandwich, all stuffed and greasy
Bust a nut in the hoagie and create a new sub-species
[Singing Chorus: x3]
La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
[Vocal Scratch]
"60 minutes of f*****', call me f***master s**, b****"
[Talking Outro Sample:]
"I'm in the 90's strong! I'm not in the 90's on some MTV videos or some VH1 nonsense!
I did not come up here to play Hammer and Young MC!
< It's not what it is... That's not what represents the 90's to me, okay?! "
"Nobody should have their daughter around you, fam.
You are ridiculous, you need help and you should seek help.
And people embracin' this dude needs to think about it and think what he's doin'...
And I blame myself and everybody else for not speakin' up and givin' their opinion on
What we think he is and what you ARE."