chorus:
I'm the captain of the 7 seas
the 7 seas
the 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree
I swashbuckle all day
and I don't play
when it comes to pay
stay out of my way
I lost my hand
to a homeless man
when I plundered all the booty from his garbage can
scared of captain hook?
davey jones?
If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones
noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas
*chorus*
MC Treasure:
I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders
CaptainD:
Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers
Phil:
he may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty
CaptainD:
You're g****** right now avast ye me harties
MC Treasure:
He seems a little grimy and he smells like a b**
Phil:
but don't be mistaken he loves his rum
MC Treasure:
He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody
Phil:
If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry.
*chorus*
I'm gonna get crunk until I find my trunk
buried in the sand where the x is the funk
i'm sailing this ship, as you can see
I'm going to plunder all your booty so listen to me
I sent my mateys to dig for treasure
where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure
they dig up my booty without a hitch
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum b****
*chorus*
I'm the captain of the 7 seas
the 7 seas
the 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree
I swashbuckle all day
and I don't play
when it comes to pay
stay out of my way
I lost my hand
to a homeless man
when I plundered all the booty from his garbage can
scared of captain hook?
davey jones?
If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones
noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas
*chorus*
MC Treasure:
I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders
CaptainD:
Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers
Phil:
he may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty
CaptainD:
You're g****** right now avast ye me harties
MC Treasure:
He seems a little grimy and he smells like a b**
Phil:
but don't be mistaken he loves his rum
MC Treasure:
He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody
Phil:
If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry.
*chorus*
I'm gonna get crunk until I find my trunk
buried in the sand where the x is the funk
i'm sailing this ship, as you can see
I'm going to plunder all your booty so listen to me
I sent my mateys to dig for treasure
where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure
they dig up my booty without a hitch
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum b****
*chorus*