I walked into the gymnasium
With the corsage in my hands
Pulled a girl out of the big crowd
And invited her to dance
And everybody's laughing out loud
And I don't know what they're laughing about
Check my enkles for my throusers
My back for a 'kill me' sign
Bribe the DJ with a dollar
Tell me, what was the punch line
Everybody's laughing out loud
I don't know what they're laughing about
Everybody's pointing their fingers
Everybody's painting me red
With the corsage in my hands
Pulled a girl out of the big crowd
And invited her to dance
And everybody's laughing out loud
And I don't know what they're laughing about
Check my enkles for my throusers
My back for a 'kill me' sign
Bribe the DJ with a dollar
Tell me, what was the punch line
Everybody's laughing out loud
I don't know what they're laughing about
Everybody's pointing their fingers
Everybody's painting me red