The Ballad of Naked Man Lyrics

Naked man, Naked man
Passing through Naked land
Naked man, Naked man
In the sand where is your hand
Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land
Naked isn't a sometimes thing. Naked is an all time thing.
It's not the size of the dog in the thing.
It's the size on the thing in the dog.

Naked on a Monday, naked all year long
Naked is never right, naked is always wrong
So get the hell away from me
You god d*** naked man
Go the f*** away from me
Back to your Naked land

Naked man, Naked man
Passing through Naked land
Naked man, Naked man
In the sand where is your hand
Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land
Naked man in Denver
Naked past sleep
Naked isn't dirty
Naked isn't clean
Naked isn't fun
Naked isn't nice
Naked lasts forever
So roll those naked dice

Naked in the morning,
Naked all night long
So Paul is a naked lady (I think that's it)