Hey we're like lemon and lime - let's trade catastrophes right down the line. You be the crazy one, I will be the blind - together we'll make the mirror ball shine. Hey, we're like the eve and morn, let's trade catastrophes and still be torn. I can be the one who follows tasteful rules - you can be the one hovering and smothering and blubbering fool. Let's trade the weeds with the marigolds, pull up the sidewalk and tear down the scaffold. Let's take the time to learn what nice is, and let's swap our vices. Hey, we're like the river and the sand, let's trade catastrophes and let the acquittal stand. I could be the one with the money in the bank, you could be the one...fill in the blank. Let's trade the weeds with the marigolds, pull up the sidewalk and tear down the scaffold. Let's take the time to learn what nice is, and let's swap our vices. Hey we're like the panelists who can't decide on the fate of a star. Hey we'll keep our voices low when dancing in a bungalow and taking it all way too slow..only to let it go.