THE PUT ON SONG
Well, my cook put me on the back burner
secretary put me on hold
The preacher man put me on the prayer list
and the landlord put me in the cold
Well, the doc done put me on a diet
'fore the undertaker puts me on ice
The post office put me on a 'Wanted' poster
And the boss done put me on nights
My baby done put me on notice
I put our little romance in doubt
So I put her on the 'Do Not Call' list
until she put the welcome mat back out
Po-leece put me in handcuffs
'cause they put me at the scene of the crime
The judge done put me in the slammer
An' here I am puttin' in time
Reporter done put me in the papers
TV put me on the news
Tax man put me in an audit
which put me smack-dab in the blues
Trash man put me in the garbage
and put me on the curb with the junk
The dealership put me in a new Cadillac
and the payment's done put me in a funk
Well, my cook put me on the back burner
secretary put me on hold
The preacher man put me on the prayer list
and the landlord put me in the cold
Well, the doc done put me on a diet
'fore the undertaker puts me on ice
The post office put me on a 'Wanted' poster
And the boss done put me on nights
My baby done put me on notice
I put our little romance in doubt
So I put her on the 'Do Not Call' list
until she put the welcome mat back out
Po-leece put me in handcuffs
'cause they put me at the scene of the crime
The judge done put me in the slammer
An' here I am puttin' in time
Reporter done put me in the papers
TV put me on the news
Tax man put me in an audit
which put me smack-dab in the blues
Trash man put me in the garbage
and put me on the curb with the junk
The dealership put me in a new Cadillac
and the payment's done put me in a funk