Instrumental intro (Joe Turner "Shake, Rattle & Roll")
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin.
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been
confirmed. The flying saucers are real.
Too real when I feel
What my heart can´t conceal (The Platters "The Great Pretender")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Clatters recording, Too Real. We switch you
now to our on the spot reporter downtown.
C´mon baby let´s go downtown (Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "I Want You To Be My Girl") (*)
ANNOUNCER: Take it away John Cameron Cameron.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron downtown. Pardon me madam,
would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to
land?
Jump back in the alley (Little Richard "Long Tall Sally)
REPORTER: Thank you and now that gentleman there.
What I´m gonna do, is hard to tell (Fats Domino "Poor Me")
REPORTER: And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir.
Just take a walk down lonely street (Elvis Presley "Heartbreak Hotel")
REPORTER: Thank you. We return you now....SCR-EE-EE-CH
BRAK: This is Brak your outer s***e disc jockey with a request for
Earth.
Earth angel, earth angel (The Penguins "Earth Angel")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Pelicans outer s***e recording, Earth. I´ve
just been handed a bulletin. The flying saucer has just landed. We
switch you again downtown.
REPORTER: Here we are again. We have with us Professor Sir Cedric
Pentingmode of the British Institute and the professor is approaching
the saucer to see if there´s possibly any sign of life aboard.
SIR CEDRIC: Well I´m sure something...are you there?
I hear you knocking
But you can´t come in (Smiley Lewis "I Hear You Knockin'")
ANNOUNCER: That was Laughing Lewis´ record, Knocking.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot. And now I believe
we´re about to hear the words of the first s***eman ever to land on
Earth.
A wop bob alumop balop bam boom (Little Richard "Tutti Frutti")
ANNOUNCER: And now here are the ball scores. Four to three, six to
two, and eight to one. The impact of seeing the first s***eman has
this reporter reeling.
Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh (The Platters "The Magic Touch")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown. The s***eman
has returned to his ship and is taking off. We return you now to our
studios. The flying saucer has gone. There is no threat of an
invasion. However, the flying saucers are still around.
Still around (The Platters "The Great Pretender")
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin.
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been
confirmed. The flying saucers are real.
Too real when I feel
What my heart can´t conceal (The Platters "The Great Pretender")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Clatters recording, Too Real. We switch you
now to our on the spot reporter downtown.
C´mon baby let´s go downtown (Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "I Want You To Be My Girl") (*)
ANNOUNCER: Take it away John Cameron Cameron.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron downtown. Pardon me madam,
would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to
land?
Jump back in the alley (Little Richard "Long Tall Sally)
REPORTER: Thank you and now that gentleman there.
What I´m gonna do, is hard to tell (Fats Domino "Poor Me")
REPORTER: And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir.
Just take a walk down lonely street (Elvis Presley "Heartbreak Hotel")
REPORTER: Thank you. We return you now....SCR-EE-EE-CH
BRAK: This is Brak your outer s***e disc jockey with a request for
Earth.
Earth angel, earth angel (The Penguins "Earth Angel")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Pelicans outer s***e recording, Earth. I´ve
just been handed a bulletin. The flying saucer has just landed. We
switch you again downtown.
REPORTER: Here we are again. We have with us Professor Sir Cedric
Pentingmode of the British Institute and the professor is approaching
the saucer to see if there´s possibly any sign of life aboard.
SIR CEDRIC: Well I´m sure something...are you there?
I hear you knocking
But you can´t come in (Smiley Lewis "I Hear You Knockin'")
ANNOUNCER: That was Laughing Lewis´ record, Knocking.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot. And now I believe
we´re about to hear the words of the first s***eman ever to land on
Earth.
A wop bob alumop balop bam boom (Little Richard "Tutti Frutti")
ANNOUNCER: And now here are the ball scores. Four to three, six to
two, and eight to one. The impact of seeing the first s***eman has
this reporter reeling.
Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh (The Platters "The Magic Touch")
ANNOUNCER: That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh.
REPORTER: This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown. The s***eman
has returned to his ship and is taking off. We return you now to our
studios. The flying saucer has gone. There is no threat of an
invasion. However, the flying saucers are still around.
Still around (The Platters "The Great Pretender")