The Duck Song #2 Lyrics

*Tell me another duck story*

A duck walked up to a corner store
and he said to the woman running the store:
HEY! Got any grapes?

The woman said: no it's a corner store I mean
grapes aren't really what we're known for.
We've got some grape drinks.

The duck said They kinda stink

Then he waddled away
Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the corner store
and he said to the woman running the store

HEY! Got any grapes?

The woman said oh it's you again duck
I already told you you're out of luck
I've got some grape gum

The duck said I'll take none

Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store
and he said to the woman running the store

HEY! Got any grapes?

The woman said look I'm trying not to shout.
But please either buy something or get out.
We don't sell fruit

The duck said I'm kinda cute

Then he waddled away
Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the corner store
and he said to the woman running the store

HEY! Got any grapes?
The woman said: that's it the next time you ask for grapes,
I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape.
Do I make myself clear?

The duck said yes dear

Then he waddled away.
Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the corner store
and he said to the woman running the store

HEY! Got any grape chapstick?
What?
Got any grape chapstick?
Actually we do.
But you don't have any money do you?
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Put it on my bill?

Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away...