In my other pants
There's a wallet
(There's a wallet, m****f****)
In my other pants
There's a secret
In my other pants
There's a Trojan
(Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small
(Don't tell your mom)
I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers
(So s**y, so s**y)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys
(I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hanging out the front
Another secret
It's my ball
(Only one)
Just one ball
At a party now
There's a girl there
She's got cellulite
On her forehead
(that's gross)
Will I ever find her attractive?
(Yes) (How?)
Alcohol
Said, alcohol!
There's a wallet
(There's a wallet, m****f****)
In my other pants
There's a secret
In my other pants
There's a Trojan
(Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small
(Don't tell your mom)
I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers
(So s**y, so s**y)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys
(I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hanging out the front
Another secret
It's my ball
(Only one)
Just one ball
At a party now
There's a girl there
She's got cellulite
On her forehead
(that's gross)
Will I ever find her attractive?
(Yes) (How?)
Alcohol
Said, alcohol!